Jim Clinton Violins Greenville, SC

Archive for February, 2014


Huge and Unprecedented Sale

One Day Only

Thursday, February 14, 2014

Valentine’s Day



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Jim Clinton Violins is having a sale?

We are having a 13% off, plus 10% off list price sale. One Day Only, on the day before Valentine’s Day. Fridayday, February 13, 2014


How many days will this sale last?

This is a one day only sale. You must be here on February 13 to get these huge discounts on Violins, Violas, Celli, Basses, cases, bows……and more!


What is on sale?

Any instrument that we own, and that is in our shop, is discounted 13% plus 10%. Violins, Violas, Celli, and Basses. This is really huge and unprecedented! Special Orders made on that day are included in this sale!


Is anything else is on sale?

Yes virtually everything else in Jim Clinton Violins shop is on sale at 10% discount. Therefore, you could purchase a violin at 13% plus 10% discount, add a protective case, and add a lovely pernambuco bow and you will receive 10% off those additional items. This is really huge, and unprecedented!


Should I wait till another sale?

Wait? Don’t wait when that perfect violin or cello may be sitting here waiting for you! Someone else will come along and get it, and they will be playing your perfect viola or bass for the rest of your sad, and lonely life. However, if you must wait, surely something will be there waiting for you another day.


What if JCV doesn’t have what I need?

Jim Clinton Violins doesn’t have what you need? Shame on them. They got you out of your bed, and off of your couch, and there you stand, on the 13th of February, looking at something you don’t even like. Well, as an outsider, Antonio Scrollivarius will see to it that Jim Clinton Violins offers you 13% off, plus 10% off any special order instrument and charge absolutely zero for the shipping. I cannot believe they would do that to you. Mr. Scrollivarius will have a word with that Jim Clinton guy, and he will make a really huge and unprecedented threat, and he will see to it that Mr. Jim Clinton will fix it! Or, else.


Still have a question? or feedback?

Ok then, go straight to the top of this page and push the button that says, contact. Now, you will have to do a little type type type, and the guy on the other end will have to go type type type, and after a couple days of type type type, you will be filled with entirely too much fluff, and then you won’t be able to resist visiting on the 13th of the month for this really huge and unprecedented sale. As an outsider, Mr. Scrollivarius’ suggestion is: “Do not allow too much fluff into that head of yours! But Don’t Miss This Sale!”


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One Day Only


Huge and Unprecedented Sale!


Friday, February 14, 2014

Valentine’s Day


Violins, Violas, Celli, Basses,

cases, bows…..and more!



Jim Clinton Violins


Who is Antonio Scrollivarius?




Antonio Scrollivarius is my name. Jim Clinton Violins has chosen me from a large field of expert violin makers (luthiers) and instrument repairmen. Being a natural raconteur, I easily gained this position.


My job is to inform you every time Jim Clinton Violins has a sale, discount, giveaway, or drawing for prizes.

 Jim Clinton Violins is having a sale, one day before Valentine’s Day, on Thursday, February 13, 2014.



  • I am honored to be the first draft pick and am not too humble to say that the folks at Jim Clinton Violins are more honored to have me than I am to have them.
  •  I was born the same year as Antonio Stradivari, in 1644, and made the same number of instruments as he.
  • I am “the invention of imagination” (and therefore discovered by Jim Clinton Violins), so accept my following claims with the greatest of care.


Scrollivarius’ Claims:

Being a fictitious character allows me to make some rather huge and unprecedented claims. Here are some of my assertions:

  1. The well known Antonio Stradivari copied the violins that I made.
  2. Stradivari claims to have made every single one of my instruments and that is why you have heard of him but have never heard of me.
  3. Therefore, I am the greatest, unknown violin maker to ever live.
  4. Jim Clinton Violins has hired me to inform you regarding their violins, violas, celli, and basses.
  5. I am rather independent and opinionated, so you will hear me shoot straight with you, even though my opinion may not help those guys at Jim Clinton Violins’ shop.
  6. I will negotiate with Jim Clinton Violins on your behalf, and will find amazing, and beautiful instruments that you may purchase at fair and appropriate prices. This is what I required of them before agreeing to this post.
  7. As an outsider, I will do my best to inform you of every opportunity to put your hands on an excellent violin, viola, cello, bass, or any accessory that may help you become the best musician you can be.