Jim Clinton Violins Greenville, SC

Q&A SNOW DATE Valentine’s Day Sale, February 14, 2014

 

Huge and Unprecedented Sale

One Day Only

Thursday, February 14, 2014

Valentine’s Day

 

 

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Jim Clinton Violins is having a sale?

We are having a 13% off, plus 10% off list price sale. One Day Only, on the day before Valentine’s Day. Fridayday, February 13, 2014

 

How many days will this sale last?

This is a one day only sale. You must be here on February 13 to get these huge discounts on Violins, Violas, Celli, Basses, cases, bows……and more!

 

What is on sale?

Any instrument that we own, and that is in our shop, is discounted 13% plus 10%. Violins, Violas, Celli, and Basses. This is really huge and unprecedented! Special Orders made on that day are included in this sale!

 

Is anything else is on sale?

Yes virtually everything else in Jim Clinton Violins shop is on sale at 10% discount. Therefore, you could purchase a violin at 13% plus 10% discount, add a protective case, and add a lovely pernambuco bow and you will receive 10% off those additional items. This is really huge, and unprecedented!

 

Should I wait till another sale?

Wait? Don’t wait when that perfect violin or cello may be sitting here waiting for you! Someone else will come along and get it, and they will be playing your perfect viola or bass for the rest of your sad, and lonely life. However, if you must wait, surely something will be there waiting for you another day.

 

What if JCV doesn’t have what I need?

Jim Clinton Violins doesn’t have what you need? Shame on them. They got you out of your bed, and off of your couch, and there you stand, on the 13th of February, looking at something you don’t even like. Well, as an outsider, Antonio Scrollivarius will see to it that Jim Clinton Violins offers you 13% off, plus 10% off any special order instrument and charge absolutely zero for the shipping. I cannot believe they would do that to you. Mr. Scrollivarius will have a word with that Jim Clinton guy, and he will make a really huge and unprecedented threat, and he will see to it that Mr. Jim Clinton will fix it! Or, else.

 

Still have a question? or feedback?

Ok then, go straight to the top of this page and push the button that says, contact. Now, you will have to do a little type type type, and the guy on the other end will have to go type type type, and after a couple days of type type type, you will be filled with entirely too much fluff, and then you won’t be able to resist visiting on the 13th of the month for this really huge and unprecedented sale. As an outsider, Mr. Scrollivarius’ suggestion is: “Do not allow too much fluff into that head of yours! But Don’t Miss This Sale!”

 

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One Day Only

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Huge and Unprecedented Sale!

 

Friday, February 14, 2014

Valentine’s Day

 

Violins, Violas, Celli, Basses,

cases, bows…..and more!

 

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Jim Clinton Violins

 

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