Jim Clinton Violins Greenville, SC

Welcome Antonio Scrollivarius to Jim Clinton Violins

Who is Antonio Scrollivarius?

 

 

 

Antonio Scrollivarius is my name. Jim Clinton Violins has chosen me from a large field of expert violin makers (luthiers) and instrument repairmen. Being a natural raconteur, I easily gained this position.

 

My job is to inform you every time Jim Clinton Violins has a sale, discount, giveaway, or drawing for prizes.

 Jim Clinton Violins is having a sale, one day before Valentine’s Day, on Thursday, February 13, 2014.

 

Furthermore:

  • I am honored to be the first draft pick and am not too humble to say that the folks at Jim Clinton Violins are more honored to have me than I am to have them.
  •  I was born the same year as Antonio Stradivari, in 1644, and made the same number of instruments as he.
  • I am “the invention of imagination” (and therefore discovered by Jim Clinton Violins), so accept my following claims with the greatest of care.

 

Scrollivarius’ Claims:

Being a fictitious character allows me to make some rather huge and unprecedented claims. Here are some of my assertions:

  1. The well known Antonio Stradivari copied the violins that I made.
  2. Stradivari claims to have made every single one of my instruments and that is why you have heard of him but have never heard of me.
  3. Therefore, I am the greatest, unknown violin maker to ever live.
  4. Jim Clinton Violins has hired me to inform you regarding their violins, violas, celli, and basses.
  5. I am rather independent and opinionated, so you will hear me shoot straight with you, even though my opinion may not help those guys at Jim Clinton Violins’ shop.
  6. I will negotiate with Jim Clinton Violins on your behalf, and will find amazing, and beautiful instruments that you may purchase at fair and appropriate prices. This is what I required of them before agreeing to this post.
  7. As an outsider, I will do my best to inform you of every opportunity to put your hands on an excellent violin, viola, cello, bass, or any accessory that may help you become the best musician you can be.

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